overheard conversation of jack and annette
(inside a bar somewhere in some city)
Annette - Let me draw a pack of cards and maybe that will
help you think.
Jack - I don't want to know about myself.
Annette - Well maybe you need to open up.
Jack - The hell with that. I'm fine as it is.
Annette - You need to be on your good side.
Jack - What's that supposed to mean?
Annette - Nothing at all. What'd you expect?
Jack - I don't know. Maybe I'm not here.
Annette - Oh stop being silly. You just need to open up.
Jack - (sarcastically) Open up and bleed.
Annette - That's not necessary. Just be yourself.
Jack - Which one of these hundred masks are me?
I'm tired.
I don't know where to sleep.
Annette - (joking) Make yourself a little cot of all your
shattered dreams.
Jack - (sarcastically) Yes, maybe the splinters of glass
will help
ease my pain. I talked with a pale-face ghost.
He told me
the truth but I can't really remember what he
said.
Annette - (joking) Are you sure you weren't dead?
Jack - Maybe. Maybe I should be dead.
Annette - Don't joke like that.
Jack - I'm not joking.
Annette - Let me get you a beer. That's what you need to
help you.
Or maybe a shoelace so your shoes won't fall
off.
Jack - A shoelace to trip me.
Annette - (gives Jack a beer) Here. Drink this.
Jack - (gulps it down) Don't do no good.
Annette - How about some whiskey?
Jack - No. I'd rather have water. It cleanses more.
Annette - Stop being cynical.
Jack - I'm not. I'm being realistic. I see where
everyone else is blind.
Everyone recites their clichés but they never
take the time to think
about what they mean or don't mean. I think.
It seems that I'm cynical because I have eyes.
Annette - See? You're being cynical again.
Jack - Maybe it is you who are blind.
Annette - (angrily) Stop it! You're making me so mad.
Jack - You should be glad. Now I feel better.
Annette - (disgusted) Don't you care about anything?
Jack - Of course I do. That's why I think. You're not
cynical because you
don't think. If you thought you would be.
I know what things are really like.
Annette - (yelling) You make me so mad sometimes! I do so
much for you and you don't even care.
Jack - You must be barking up the wrong tree.
Annette - (very angry and shouting) You don't care about
anything! I hate you!
(Annette runs out of the bar and slams the door.)
Jack - (calling after her) Watch your step!
Jim? Where's Jim?
Jim - Right behind you, Jack? What can I do for you?
Jack - Give me a whiskey, Jim.
Give me a whiskey.
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